"In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate."
IM SO GOD DAMN BORED MAN
- Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
- Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
- Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
- Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
- Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
- Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
- Me: /dinosaur screams/
Pretty much once a shift, a pair of special victims detectives come in wearing dusters and show me a photo of a sleazy looking guy, asking if I remember him. I chew gum and say, in a New Jersey accent, “Oh yeah, I remember him, he was in here last Friday. Real scumbag, thought he could push us around. We don’t stand for that around here. My bouncer threw him out reeeal quick.” Then they go over our security camera footage with high-tech enhanceability features, copy the tape, and leave.
Ok, let’s all stare at a pic of a plain grey tshirt ?
Frightening, but I guess there’s no better way to show you think women are no better than incubators than ignoring their living will.
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